live from the field

In the field right now, catching fish and hanging out in the Wet Tropics. It’s raining, what a surprise.

Full Hinchinbrook and party reports to follow when I arrive back in Townsville for August - the International Month of Domination (IMD).

27 Responses to “live from the field”

  1. timtim says:

    raining, i don’t believe you. that sounds like a sympathy vote to me. It was dry and sunny the whole time lach and I were there, don’t know what all the fuss is about

  2. timtim says:

    dry your eyes mate

  3. lock says:

    You’ll never make the RAD page worrying about such trivial things as rain, boy.

    Slides to be picked up tonight - they are going to be the business. Oh, and I’ve got your Reef HQ card Tomo - I’ll post it with the pics.

    I also stayed up last night watching Cadel Evans in Le Tour try to emulate our performance on Hinchinbrook - pure domination. One day he might be able to climb Bowen too.

  4. jodi says:

    i fail to see the domination in you, boys.
    that was a super-lame performance from you both at the party! Lying down and napping it up under blankie-poos at 11pm. soft.

  5. jodi says:

    meanwhile, i sympathise with tom. it’s cold and rainy. simply not on for townsville.

  6. timtim says:

    that is also not dominant Jodi. Lach and I are inclined to have moments of non domination especially folllowing periods of intense mach speed dominance. We are back in the zone now rest assured!!

  7. tom says:

    you’re right jodi, they were lame. rain is easing off now. in cairns with zoe and ves shopping etc… trying to get money sorted out for Alaska by remote control - having the usual beureacratic dramas given that I’ve got to deal with this sort of attitude:

    Hi Tom

    Like you say, its a little more complicated than that………….

    For me to “just” transfer the funds to GU, I need an invoice to
    substantiate why the transfer is being made. Fistly because CRC best
    practice recommends it, secondly because our funding covenants with DEST
    demand it, thirdly because our auditors will want to see it, fourthly
    because JCU Finance Dept won’t process the transfer without it and finally
    because the good old ATO insist we keep proper records to ensure we don’t
    do them out of GST…

    For me to debit the transfer to your student account requires your
    supervisor’s authority and your sign off.

    Incidentally I don’t see the connection between the cheaper rate and the
    inability to produce an invoice for the service.

    So you ‘just’ produce the invoice and I’ll ‘just’ transfer the funds

    Cheers

    David

  8. lock says:

    … what a cock spank.

  9. timtim says:

    why don’t you “just” tell then to ‘go feck themselves’ and give you your frick’n money

  10. lock says:

    Dear David,

    If you don’t ‘just’ transfer the funds to my account, I’ll ‘just’ transfer your nose through the back of your head.

    Regards,
    Tomo.
    I.M.D. Coordinator

  11. lock says:

    … freakin’ mexicans.

  12. jodi says:

    hahahahhah
    ‘just’

  13. tom says:

    “I.M.D. Coordinator”

    ahhahah, love it.

  14. tom says:

    But, this is to transfer funding out of my account. I thought this would be the easiest thing in the world.

    The head-honcho is going to call him direct from Brisbane, she was shitty because this whole deal is a complete waste of everyone’s time - including hers.

  15. Phildo says:

    this guy should “just” F*CK off. Can I call him also, I am furious - I have no time for cheeky arse wipes like that. He is defn a small man!

    As you can tell I have had a frustrating day.

  16. timtim says:

    i think you should call him phil and keep a transcript of the conversation. do you think that he is a small sallow man with a savage comb over?

  17. tallguy says:

    I think we should all call him and tell him to F*UCK off, we don’t have time to read all this shit about a di*khead like that.

    ;p

  18. tom says:

    ahahah, I should ‘just’ email him the address for this page :)

    or… I could arrange a conference-call-intervention.

    Hi, David? We’re calling to discuss your clear level of subordination. It’s affecting us in a negative way and we think that it’s time you admit that you have a problem with dominators attempting to get on with the show.

  19. jodi says:

    tom, are you in fact still in the field?
    if so, the repeated posting indicates to me that your field work is as I suspected- soft!!!!!!!

  20. ylm says:

    this is a rant from a very disappointed parent.
    Here we have spent the past six months vicariously enthusiastic about the Hinchinbrook challenge and domination — and not a word.
    Did you all have a dreadful time?
    Did you all really NOT get to the summit of Mt Bowen and are now just too undominant to come clean with the audience?
    Without any other evidence one can only assume that you spent the week lounging around at the resort, drinking beers and merely pretending to be dominant.
    Has it come to this?

  21. lock says:

    Now stop right there.

    “Undominant”? “mearly pretending”? “not get to the summit”? Well I never.

    I’m sorry we haven’t yet tortured you all with our incredible, illustrated stories of complete and utter domination of the walking on Hinchinbrook Island, the cooking of fresh-caught fish on the beach and, of course, the total ownership of the summit of Mt Bowen (as if there was ever any doubt).

    I just picked up all of my slides yesterday and will email some scans to Tomo for inclusion in The Full Report which will no doubt be a marination of your visual senses in the beauty and grandure of the great Hinchinbrook Island.

  22. Phildo says:

    I love a good “marination of your visual senses.” I look forward to the detailed report of domination!

    By the way, in a more measured frame of mind than my previous comment, I realised that the fact that we even posted a comment on that jackass re the funding means we have given him too much of our time.

  23. timtim says:

    Good call Phil. I think that a guest report is in order from Hinchinbrook, or as those who dominated Nina Peak twice in an hour like to call it, “the little hill on the island”.. We were indeed dominant, despite what Jodi and assorted Mexicans might like to think, and managed to float across the tracks with 4kg of fortified wine (extra training weight), swim and pelvis thrust off every marginal jump rock we could find, hunter/gather a good bit of tucker and dominate Bowen, all in the space of 6 harsh winter days (sunny, 25-28 degrees C). Nice

  24. jodi says:

    ok ok, if you pelvis thrusted off EVERY available jump rock, i declare bow to your dominance. ;) However, it was clearly a lapse of your dominance at Hinchinbrook at the even on sat night.

  25. jodi says:

    it’s clear i was distracted while writing that post
    i declare bow=i bow
    even=event

  26. timtim says:

    i concede to that point

  27. tom says:

    yes, and some of the rock jumps were highly marginal - approaching the sketchy and ridiculous.

    b.t.w they will be documented in full in the broadband section this coming week when I am finally reunitied with my laborously slow pc at uni (i think the time has come for Mr Norman to give me three years intrest free).

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