IMD gets off to dominant start

The call to arms has been rather surprisingly accepted and, although it’s early days yet, it looks like we’re on our way to a succesful inaugural IMD.

Several dominant acts have taken place:
1. Tim, Heather, Lach and Lance won mixed team category of the Race for Jace. Lachlan then went on to claim the front page photo at www.pixelpics.com.au In a humble email claims, “I’m so hot right now”.

2. A certain person, who shall remain nameless, got laid. In doing so, breaks a family curse of only having one sexual partner for life.

3. Zoe has been given responsibility of Townsville VP60 event to be held in two weeks - open budget, own car, work mobile etc…

4. I rode up Castle Hill on my single speed bike that timtim gave to me last night. This is basically like riding a BMX up a fat, sustained hill. Those of you familiar with the hill will be able to appreciate this.

5. Zoe’s colleague works for about 48hrs straight and then dumps lame boyfriend.

6. I posted some more surfing photos from an undisclosed location in the broadband content area…

I’m sure there are more examples out there, but people need to get online and spread the love.

19 Responses to “IMD gets off to dominant start”

  1. tom says:

    also, does someone want to do a definitive analysis of domination, maybe including some quotes from the website for the IMD?

  2. Phildo says:

    it is a bit undominant that I cannot actually get the video clips to work! Is there anything special about these ones?

  3. lock says:

    The surf must be too big.

  4. tom says:

    try again now, i’ve changed the format.

  5. timtim says:

    yes get out the spatula and spread the love kids, thick and tasty!

  6. lock says:

    Where do I sign up for some of your tasty love Timtim?

    Zo, what exactly is the Townsville VP60? It sounds very much like a vintage car, like a Kingswood HQ308. I’m very proud of you but confused.

  7. tom says:

    The 60th anniversary of Victory in the Pacific.

  8. jodi in the rainforest says:

    hahah wondered what the vpo was
    i’m being attacked by a million insects (esp mozzies and leaches) in the field…. but i’m also dominating the frog tracking…

  9. lock says:

    I think to celebrate, Zo, you should organise a Blackhawk fly-by at 3am right over all of the happily snoozing army boys back at base.

  10. tom says:

    Lock, snoring? they’ll be pounding all night to celebrate!

  11. lock says:

    And in yet another act of modest domination. Lock jumps on his bike (and high horse) and proceeds to ride 91km on Saturday afternoon. No roadie, no peloton, no domestiques, just me, waving the IMD flag high and getting on with the job.

  12. timtim says:

    Good show Lach, up for a day of riding this weekend too?! I, unfortnately have to report my lack of dominance for the past weekend. I lost all 4 Paper Scissor Rock (best of 3) contests to Lance and had to settle for seconding or leading climbs after I had already seen them done. The only act of dominance I had was to head up a climb with a danger rating (lots of loose rocks) because I spotted some booty from the ground. 2 wired nuts, a long quick draw and a snap gate later and I was about $55 better off! sweet, nothing better than free gear!

  13. lock says:

    Yawn, yawn… it’s getting lonely at the top of Domination Mountain here as last Saturday I clocked over an even bigger 101km this time, all before breakfast. Sunday morning rolled around and that saw Timtim and I casually roll around the Yarramundi track for 30-odd km while there was a club race going on. We tried not to get in the way but when you’re riding almost as fast as the leaders it just makes their blood boil! So next weekend TT and I are tackling the final 8h enduro race in the NSW series as a pairs team under the banner of ‘Representing IMD’. Stay tuned for the results next week.

    We’d love to hear from YOU, yes YOU about YOUR contributions to the IMD, remembering, of course, that the IMD is not an insular, closed-door club, it has global reach, global ramifications and global resonance.

    August IS the International Month of Domination! Step to it small men!

  14. timtim says:

    and women, we don’t discriminate!!

  15. tom says:

    yeah, timtim’s a girl and we let him dominate!

  16. timtim says:

    “let him dominate” as if I need permission!

  17. tom says:

    you need the official stamp ;) see the header…

  18. lock says:

    Domination requires no stamp of approval.

    It just IS.

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