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The other day everyone in the university got to work, checked their emails and read this (with the recipient list mysteriously repressed). I’ve censored the names to protect the not-so-innocent, and maintain the moral standing of this website (if any ):

Hi there,

Wish you didn’t tell me you were still in bed. My concentration has been completely shot to shit ever since!!! I keep thinking of sitting on your willy… I really hope I can do steam boat willy justice when you get back on Sunday but knowing my luck I’ll be out of commission.

I’ve never thought of myself as perpetually horny but after a couple of weeks abstinence my brain is getting very single track. Not that I just want to you back for a root… I am of course looking forward to your scintillating conversation as well.

Say Hi to censored and censored for me when you see them. Or is that being too un-circumspect?

Hope you have a good flight and that all the waiting around in airports doesn’t get too tiresome.

censored

XXX

With this reply from the guy:

Waiting for a car to take me to the airport. You are a randy little wench aren’t you!

Jodi, the frog whisperer (ahahaha), emailed me that morning:

Did everybody get this?????????

I replied:

i don’t know, but i got it. what a classic.
wonder if it’s a bot or a set-up or for real.
ahahah somebody’s going to be in the shit!

She said:

They are real people. I googled them. Even got photos so now I have horrible images of this chick sitting on this man!! ARGH!@!#@! Imagine if it was real…I think it is…but how the hell did it happen? haaahhaah. If it’s a bot etc we’ll get another email, I’m pretty sure, explaining. If not, then hahhahah.

Later on, we were informed:

Ladies,
The gossip is that the email we received was sent to us all via “the wife” whom incepted the original email!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ouch!

Wonder what Steamboat Willy has to say about all this.

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