Singlets, not shirts.

I got up this morning and checked on the status of Jac’s fly rod (looks like it should be here soon). I also checked my email. I had a few messages, but two in particular caught my eye.

The first from the Dominators sub-contractors…

Hello Tom,

Your singlets are ready!!
Total is $422.54. includes postage.

Is it OK to use your credit card to pay for this.??
I have your card details

Singlets can leave tomorrow.

Cheers DEB

Debra Matthews
Sales
Shirts North
5 MacDonnell St.,
Cairns Australia

The second, from Columbia Sportswear…

Hi Tom — I’m sorry to hear about your accident and hope your recovery goes smoothly. If you are asking for a replacement shirt, we will be unable to accommodate you. If you would like to find a replacement, please cut and paste the following link:

http://froogle.google.com/froogle?q=men%27s+columbia+bonehead
+long+sleeve+fishing+shirt&btnG=Search

I’m sure some of these online websites will ship internationally.

Thank you for contacting Columbia Sportswear.

I was like, “froogle? That sounds cool”. Turns out it’s like google, but for cheapskates like us. Let us rejoice!

And for those of you interested in all things stealth, check out these cool overalls.

4 Responses to “Singlets, not shirts.”

  1. timtim says:

    refer to my comment in boxes of doom first.. we will however be dominating our respective lives in stylish dominator singlets..

  2. timtim says:

    hey by the way tom, one of my good mates works at comumbia so if you give me size (Big) and style (bonehead?!) then I might be able to find something that fits your hip pocket.

  3. tom says:

    my hip pocket size is small, my shirt size is medium, and the style was bonehead or similar, with long sleeves, either in the white wash (which is actually sky blue) or the pale beige colour. quite stealth, but not as stealthy as the crazy yowie-suit in the link above.

  4. tom says:

    OOOOOO…. The singlets are here! Now we have to decide exactly what to print on them!

Leave a Reply