The letter from our leader in the North got a giggle from the elders, with the red sing-he-boos fitting snuggly across the ripped musclular frame of the members of the Dominators Southern ‘chapter’.

The folks are eager to break out the singlets whilst on their pilgrimage to the dominant homeland. Hopefully they can add their pictures to the incoming tsunami of dominant feats.

I just made an ascent of Castle Hill (up the goat track, down the road due to rain) wearing the Dominators singlet, and crutches. I thought I’d really give the singlets a good start in life. I am pleased to announce that the singlets feel great, fit nicely and make your heart swell with pride if your head happens to sag towards your chest in the middle of an arduous climb. I’m glad we spent the extra time and money getting them custom made, rather than buying cheap imitations.

I am also pleased to report that only one guy overtook me on the way up (while I was adjusting the length of my crutches to account for the incline), while I shamed two middle-aged men and a mum and her teenage daughter. As I passed the old guys one said, “You’re a legend”. I replied, “You guys should be ashamed of yourselves”. The other one said, “If you give us too much grief, we’ll knock out one of your sticks”. I pretended not to hear them - too busy owning them When I passed the daughter she huffed, as if to say, “pffft, whatever…”.

On the way down rain set in - tropical style. I got soaked. The ’stamp’ on the back rubbed against my hydration pack and smeared a little. This was a bit dissapointing, but reminded me that the singlets aren’t just going to be worn to church; they’re going to be worn in the great outdoors too. I will make sure that I extra-set the ink on all of the other singlets. Just remember, be nice to your singlet, and it will be nice to you.

I can’t wait to see photos of other exploits.

C O M E O N !