Food of Dominators
Tonight I received this burning missive:
Hi,
I came across this site via my “highland hearts” subscription. Just goes to show how important oats are to your forebears. John has recently gone back to eating porridge and has had a couple of disasters in the microwave, so perhaps it will help him. I was wondering whether you are back in the porridge routine or is it just not cold enough yet - maybe some porridge would help your writing and thinking….I have just noticed that two of the recipes are from current and former world champion porridge makers and then discovered these sites. This has opened up a whole new world of domination I think. Have a look at these sites - great fun - very inspiring - except that I notice that the remarkable Duncan Hilditch is no longer with us and none of the winners are slender folk.
http://www.goldenspurtle.com
http://www.hamlynoats.co.uk/recipes00.htm
Love YLM
Which brings me to the food of domination. Zoe and I just had bangers and mash. The sausages were Lemon and Lamb ones from the Butcher on Bundock (I can’t believe they have their own site), who are the “home of Townsville’s biggest range of gourmet sausages, with over 20 different flavours“. Then I went to bed and had a sleep for two hours. Now it’s 9:50pm and I’m all confused about what day it is (nothing unusual). It tasted dominant, but if you need a nap afterwards, then that’s not too dominant.
Lock and I had a similar discussion whilst dominating in Tasmania; I would favour pies, bacon and egg rolls, etc… while he was a fan of cereal. We both managed serious walks (such as a 5hr, 30km fun-run around Freycinet Peninsula, including the peak of Mt Graham. The times given by Parks and Wildlife website are slightly longer ;).), although he did dominate more than me.
Maybe I should get back on the porridge?
May 9th, 2006 at 10:24 am
… and have you forgotten the famous moment of domination when you were able to tap into a limitless vein of power on the South Coast Track after downing 1 measly 100g Musashi bar? Main ingredient in the bar? Cereal.
May 9th, 2006 at 1:10 pm
I think I was having hallucinations of a tequila and lemonade…
May 9th, 2006 at 5:16 pm
Tom, I received my singlet after it’s global travels. It is highly dominant. I will reserve the wearing of it for when I run with the bulls in Spain this summer - and dominate!!
May 9th, 2006 at 7:33 pm
even half the correct colour!!
May 10th, 2006 at 11:37 am
Hey Tom, I’m still drafting away here, hope to get a second draft to you by the end of the night. I was ecstatic when I got my ultra dominant singlet the other day. I think I might break it in by wearing it under for graduation. I wonder if they’ll let me wear it over my gown?
May 10th, 2006 at 11:45 am
You could always accept your degree, walk to the front of the stage, then, just as the offical photographer is lining you up, you could rip open your gown and do a double ‘come on’. That would be dominant!
Then pelvis front off the stage into the first row of distinguished guests.
May 10th, 2006 at 2:53 pm
I wonder where my singlet is……..Tim Tim?
Can’t dominate without it and I’m getting sub-dominant withdrawal symptoms
May 10th, 2006 at 7:17 pm
I don’t need your “sub dominant” crud YLD, I am getting dominated at work and am spending most of my time as a travelling geotechnician. If you are good Father timtim might slip down the chimney after dinner tonight and put something under your Dawson Chair and Zimmer Frame
May 15th, 2006 at 9:14 am
On Saturday TT came through with the goods. The Dominators singlets have arrived and look absolutely sweet! Double Head Points for Tomo. After careful preparation setting the ink they are ready for amazing feats of speed, strength and stamina, so I need to make sure I’m up to the task. Back to a rigourous training program of Muesli, Weet-Bix and my new-found porridge making skills.