Comments on: What a day, with more to come http://tomandzoe.com/log/2006/05/what-a-day-with-more-to-come/ tales of life from North Queensland, Australia Sun, 12 Oct 2008 11:49:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: YLD http://tomandzoe.com/log/2006/05/what-a-day-with-more-to-come/#comment-3747 YLD Wed, 17 May 2006 06:24:51 +0000 http://tomandzoe.com/log/?p=393#comment-3747 World's shortest joke. A 3 year old boy is being bathed by his mother. He points to his testicles and says "Mummy, are those my brains?" Mother, "Not yet". World’s shortest joke.
A 3 year old boy is being bathed by his mother.
He points to his testicles and says “Mummy, are those my brains?”
Mother, “Not yet”.

]]> By: lock http://tomandzoe.com/log/2006/05/what-a-day-with-more-to-come/#comment-3746 lock Wed, 17 May 2006 04:00:25 +0000 http://tomandzoe.com/log/?p=393#comment-3746 Ahhh! That's my problem! I need some "lightweight carbon fibre climbing legs"! Dominant. And... A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "why the long face?". A sandwhich walks into a bar. The barman says "sorry, we don't serve food." A baby seal walks into a bar and sits down. "What can I get you?" asked the bartender. "Anything but a Canadian Club". A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road." A pony walks into a bar and says "Bartender, may I have a drink?" bartender says "What? I can't hear you. Speak up!" Pony "May I please have a drink?" Bar. "What? You have to speak up!" Pony "Could I please have a drink?" Bar. "Now listen, if you don't speak up I will not serve you." Pony "I'm sorry, I'm just a little hoarse." Ahhh! That’s my problem! I need some “lightweight carbon fibre climbing legs”! Dominant.

And…

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says “why the long face?”.

A sandwhich walks into a bar. The barman says “sorry, we don’t serve food.”

A baby seal walks into a bar and sits down. “What can I get you?” asked the bartender. “Anything but a Canadian Club”.

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: “Pint please, and one for the road.”

A pony walks into a bar and says “Bartender, may I have a drink?” bartender says “What? I can’t hear you. Speak up!” Pony “May I please have a drink?” Bar. “What? You have to speak up!” Pony “Could I please have a drink?” Bar. “Now listen, if you don’t speak up I will not serve you.” Pony “I’m sorry, I’m just a little hoarse.”

]]> By: tom http://tomandzoe.com/log/2006/05/what-a-day-with-more-to-come/#comment-3745 tom Tue, 16 May 2006 11:15:50 +0000 http://tomandzoe.com/log/?p=393#comment-3745 So there's this French guy. Name's Pierre. And he's a fighter pilot. So one day, he's making out with his woman on the banks of the Seine and she says, "oh pierre, kiss me." He kisses her on the lips, pulls out a bottle of red wine, and says, "I am Pierre ze French Fighter Pilot, and when I eat red meat I like to drink red wine!." She then says, "Oh Pierre, kiss me lower!" So he moves on down to her breasts, pulls out a bottle of white wine, and says, "I am Pierre ze French Fighter Pilot, and when I eat white meat I like to drink white wine!." She finally says, "Oh Pierre, lower!" So he goes down on her, but pulls out a bottle of cognac, pours it on her bush, and lights it on fire. As the smoke rises from her pubic hair, she screams, "Oh Pierre, why, why?!" He replies: "I am Pierre ze French Fighter Pilot, and when I go down, I like to go down IN FLAMES!!" So there’s this French guy. Name’s Pierre. And he’s a fighter pilot.

So one day, he’s making out with his woman on the banks of the Seine and she says, “oh pierre, kiss me.” He kisses her on the lips, pulls out a bottle of red wine, and says, “I am Pierre ze French Fighter Pilot, and when I eat red meat I like to drink red wine!.”

She then says, “Oh Pierre, kiss me lower!” So he moves on down to her breasts, pulls out a bottle of white wine, and says, “I am Pierre ze French Fighter Pilot, and when I eat white meat I like to drink white wine!.”

She finally says, “Oh Pierre, lower!” So he goes down on her, but pulls out a bottle of cognac, pours it on her bush, and lights it on fire. As the smoke rises from her pubic hair, she screams, “Oh Pierre, why, why?!” He replies: “I am Pierre ze French Fighter Pilot, and when I go down, I like to go down IN FLAMES!!”

]]> By: tom http://tomandzoe.com/log/2006/05/what-a-day-with-more-to-come/#comment-3744 tom Tue, 16 May 2006 11:13:21 +0000 http://tomandzoe.com/log/?p=393#comment-3744 Here's a joke for the xmas bon-bons, so there were these two strawberries in the bathtub. the one strawberry looks at the other and says, "hey, can you pass me the soap." and the other strawberrry looks back and him and says, "does it look like i have fucking arms?!" Here’s a joke for the xmas bon-bons,

so there were these two strawberries in the bathtub.
the one strawberry looks at the other and says, “hey, can you pass me the soap.” and the other strawberrry looks back and him and says, “does it look like i have fucking arms?!”

]]> By: tom http://tomandzoe.com/log/2006/05/what-a-day-with-more-to-come/#comment-3743 tom Tue, 16 May 2006 11:02:56 +0000 http://tomandzoe.com/log/?p=393#comment-3743 Heaps of domiantors here: http://www.explorersweb.com/index.html Heaps of domiantors here:

http://www.explorersweb.com/index.html

]]> By: YLD http://tomandzoe.com/log/2006/05/what-a-day-with-more-to-come/#comment-3742 YLD Tue, 16 May 2006 09:51:46 +0000 http://tomandzoe.com/log/?p=393#comment-3742 Tom. Send Mark Inglis a Dominators singlet, he deserves it!! http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200605/s1629958.htm Tom. Send Mark Inglis a Dominators singlet, he deserves it!!
http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200605/s1629958.htm

]]> By: Dunc http://tomandzoe.com/log/2006/05/what-a-day-with-more-to-come/#comment-3741 Dunc Tue, 16 May 2006 01:53:38 +0000 http://tomandzoe.com/log/?p=393#comment-3741 Don't worry bro, your not the only one with something thats "lumpy, and hard, and aching"!!!! Come.......on.......!!! Good shit with the academic recognition. Don’t worry bro, your not the only one with something thats “lumpy, and hard, and aching”!!!!

Come…….on…….!!!

Good shit with the academic recognition.

]]> By: tom http://tomandzoe.com/log/2006/05/what-a-day-with-more-to-come/#comment-3740 tom Mon, 15 May 2006 23:09:24 +0000 http://tomandzoe.com/log/?p=393#comment-3740 well, if someone chops off one of your legs, and you walk around in circles, you could get dizzy and die! well, if someone chops off one of your legs, and you walk around in circles, you could get dizzy and die!

]]> By: jodi http://tomandzoe.com/log/2006/05/what-a-day-with-more-to-come/#comment-3739 jodi Mon, 15 May 2006 23:07:03 +0000 http://tomandzoe.com/log/?p=393#comment-3739 you can also die of 'dizziness' in cambodia.... you can also die of ‘dizziness’ in cambodia….

]]> By: tom http://tomandzoe.com/log/2006/05/what-a-day-with-more-to-come/#comment-3738 tom Mon, 15 May 2006 22:45:57 +0000 http://tomandzoe.com/log/?p=393#comment-3738 APRIL 23: Ean Ear, 48, was sent to a provincial hospital for treatment after his son, Ear Ang, 19, chopped both his arms off with a sword during an argument at noon in Prey Chas village, Siem Reap province. Police said Ear was also struck once on the shoulder. Ang was arrested by police and said he was angry because his father struck him on the head with the handle of a hoe. APRIL 23: Ean Ear, 48, was sent to a provincial hospital for treatment after his son, Ear Ang, 19, chopped both his arms off with a sword during an argument at noon in Prey Chas village, Siem Reap province. Police said Ear was also struck once on the shoulder. Ang was arrested by police and said he was angry because his father struck him on the head with the handle of a hoe.

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